DIFFERENCE BETWEEN OLD TIME CHURCH SERVICE AND MODERN TIME CHURCH SERVICE
1. When the choristers of the old time finish
singing,the congregation burst into tears because
they sang
down the glory of Jehovah, but in the modern time, after the
Delilahs and Jezebels finish singing, the
congregation respond with a clap offering
returning Ichabod to Ichabod.
2. In the old time, during message, the congregation
cry and tell God that they are
sorry, but today, as message is going on people
drop money, blow whistle and
shout "ride on pastor".
3. The old time went to Church and the message
gave them faith but the modern time went to
church and the message gave them fake.(olive
oil,handkerchief,apron,sticker,holy water,and
calendars of their G. O.)
4.The ancient carried their bible in booklet
because they were not ashamed of Jesus but
some today carry ipad to church because they
feel shy to be identified with Jesus and to
such, Jesus will be ashamed of you on the last
day.
5. The old time go to church with their hair covered
with their head ties but the modern time cover their
hair with Brazillian weavon.
6. During prayers, the ancient close their eyes
and give God their whole attention but the
modern time open their eyes,looking around like
armed robbers and even answers calls during
prayers.
7. The old time dance godly dance to thanksgiving
and offering but the modern time is not even afraid
to dance doro,awilo and azonto even before
the altar.
8. The ancients go to church with their body
covered and are focused on inner beauty but
the modern time wears mini skirt,show
everything,and everything on her is artificial
and ends up looking like "mamiwota". They are
prone to falling at the slightest prayer because
all she is
putting on has a demon attached to it.
9. In the old time, sinners go home weeping but
today sinners go home rejoicing.
10. The ancients answer altar calls with tears
rolling down their faces. The modern time do the
same chewing gum.
O LORD, REVIVE YOUR WORK.
BEWARE! BEWARE!! BEWARE!!!

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